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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Morning Wonkers! Here’s some of the stories yr Wonkette might be ‘splainering and inserting pee pee jokes into today! George “Poppy” Bush will vote for Hillary. (Pause for laughter). Donald Trump Jr....
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Wonkagenda: Friday, October 14, 2016
Good morning, Wonkareedos! If you didn’t attend last nights super secret liberal media conspiracy meeting, make sure to set your decoder rings to “tofu” because Hillary Clinton will be sending us our...
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The Humble Hannity? Your Wonkagenda, November 2, 2016
Morning Wonkers! Here’s some of the stories Yr Wonkette might-haps be talking about today, and do note that they DO NOT involve sportsball, or sportsing, or weird looking old balls. White nationalists...
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GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.
Republicans voted to scoop big heaping chunks out of the Office of Congressional Ethics and replace it with an Office of Congressional Complaint Review that would report to the House Ethics Committee....
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Chicago To Trump: Go F*ck Yourself
Photo by Daniel X. O’Neil Donald Trump looks at Chicago and sees one thing: a war-torn post-apocalyptic hellscape. On the campaign trail he barked about the dismal homicide rate and claimed that he...
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TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. IT’S BACK! Supreme High Chancellor Bannon is trying to dig up the remains of TrumpCare/RyanCare/WealthCare, but the only...
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Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues.,...
Oh, hi there, Wonkers! We have many newses today, and we can’t want to share them with you. Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. CIA Director and Tea Party crazy Mike Pompeo is...
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Midterm Madness: Illinois 5th, and the Lying, Lady-Punching Douchebag
photo by Dominic Gwinn. This week we’re in Chicago and taking a look at Illinois’ historic 5th district! It’s a pretty and gritty place; you won’t believe the scumbag we actually get to vote against....
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Trump And Macron: L’AMOUR! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 25, 2018
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. It’s pretty safe to assume that Dr. Ronny Jackson is undeniably fucked this morning after several stories alleging Jackson...
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Trump Sacrifices His Executive Time. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 29, 2018
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. The on-again, off-again bromance between Trump and Kim Jong Un continues this morning as Trump tweeted that a high level...
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